you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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