I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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