too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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