maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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