I bet he comes in French.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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