have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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