sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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