what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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