..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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