no, he came in my armpit
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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