So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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