i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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