stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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