Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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