that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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