OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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