; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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