Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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