But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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