i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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