Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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