is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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