I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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