quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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