is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Randomize