I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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