Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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