she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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