in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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