That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
