you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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