Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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