I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
jump out the window naked night went bad
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