Are we in a gay sports bar?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Why are your pants in the freezer?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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