Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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