Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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