.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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