we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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