I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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