hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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