:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize