They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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