after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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