I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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