I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You brought string cheese to the strip club
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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