i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
