Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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