I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
