I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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