Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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