that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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