Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This baby is an asshole
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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