Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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