You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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