my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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